Can we skip straight to throwing a steel ball at him on stage please?

Even with the chipmunk voice I can tell that it’s Trump and I hate it.

For me it’s that everything today is made out of some flavor of shitty plastic. Call ot whatever you want - “Active Wear”, “Cool Breeze”, “Dry Tech” - it’s polyester, it feels terrible, and amps my BO up to 11 even if I’m just sitting still.

But he’s nailed “voice” at least though, right?

But I like dorks.

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They’ve weaponized xenophobia too!

Exactly. I want to discover new artists, and sometimes I accidentally discover old artists that I should have known about but sheltered, raised-on-small-town-Midwestern-radio old me never could.

I find it funny how MAGAts spend all this effort creating photos of Trump looking and acting how they envision him in their heads - because he’s never going to do or be any of them.

• Naked with chiseled abs? Nope
• Interacting with his followers? Nope
• Wading through the floodwaters? Nope
• Slender? Nope
• Cradling or caring for children? Nope. Well, not released yet anyway
• Leading a charge into battle? Nope

Trump was just stress-testing it, see, he helped!

/s

I’m in MN and this is why I love mail in voting for all. I was able to sit down at my computer with my ballot and research all of the non-partisan candidates to see who they really are. There absolutely was a conservative nutjob vying for every contested spot.

You made that name up

You also shouldn’t watch Dubya trying his African dance moves either, then.

https://youtu.be/-qTUcA4NKWE?si=NjTJOEgvPL_Y27DL&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den-US%26ram_mb%3D11471%26aos%3D12%26ampcct%3D6613%26lns_as%3D1%26qsubts%3D1726781975110%26cs%3D1%26q%3DGeorge%2520w%2520Bush%2520&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjMsMTY0OTksMjg2NjQsMTY0NTA2

It’s still worth doing though.

Based on what I’ve heard about the guy, I would certainly try my best to hold my breath if I ever found myself near Trump. That or use a biohazard grade face mask.

The plastic surgery?

I think website traffic reports always show the Top X referral links and I’d be shocked if hers wasn’t #1.

Don’t forget that they have Elon “pledging” something like $40M per month to the canpaign.

Fine. Reference basically every Illinois governor since, well, ever (hyperbole).

Maybe you meant that no Republican politicians go to jail, only Democrats hold each other accountable? Not sure.

Aye.