I needed to scroll 1 line to see the punchlinene. In the time after I saw 31:91OM, but before I saw the punchline, is it bad that my first instinct was to hold my phone upside down to see if I could solve the riddle by seeing something hidden in plain sight?
This is our government. This is our government because people voted for these people over other people. People chose this over other options.
Which is why I freely tell people I’m surrounded by morons. Morons everywhere in this country. All around.
So people reply to that with “have you ever considered that YOU’RE the common denominator? All of society can’t be all wrong!”.
When they say that I just say “Thanks for self identifying as part of the moron herd.”
Because yes, if one person is wrong, and everybody plays follow the leader, then EVERYBODY is wrong together.
Right now, roughly 52% of the country is wrong together, but I’d say closer to 90% of the country are just in general morons.
You’re just NOW realising this? Most of us came to that conclusion right around 1am on election night, when we realized that Harris had no path to victory without PA…and then lost PA.
Now to be fair, SOME people took a little longer to realise this…and by that I mean they’d already went to sleep and realised hours later when they woke up.
“Drill baby drill, frack baby frack”.
Trumps literal words at a rally leading up to the election. And people cheered.
This should tell you all you need to know. If you recycle, if you carpool, if you use public transportation. If you have a compost pile. If you refuse to buy plastic water bottles, and styrofoam plates. If you do everything you can to reduse, reuse, and recycle, fuck you. Your efforts are in vein. All of it is being undone on a global industrial scale. Purposefully. With tax breaks for the oil tycoons who pollute the most.
This is what we’re in for.
…I like you.
I have seen a youtube video where a woman who weighs roughly 400lbs is riding on one of those mobility scooters in home depot, and yelling at another woman to “GO BACK TO CHINA!!!” to which the woman replies “M’am, I’m Native American”, and the woman yells “I DON’T CARE WHATCHU IS!!! GET OUTTA MY COUNTRY, AND GO BACK HOME!!!”
Zero hint of humor, or irony, or brain cells in that one.
100% of what voters want no longer matters. Trump is our king and dictator now. This country has handed over the senate, the presidency, and possibly even the popular vote to him. America has said, full heartedly “Yes Mr Trump, we want your particular brand of bullshit. We love it. You make the rules, and we’ll lick your butthole!”
This is the world we live in.
So when these 78% of people who support Bidens policys don’t get what they claim to support, I want you all to remember. You played the election like a sports league. You supported your team. You discarded all of the problems with the teams players. You just put on that red hat, with white text, and said “GO SPORTS!!!”
This is the result. You did this America. You did this.
I’m going to quote one of the great minds of our time.
“Is this real life???”
“Is this going to be forever???”
“aaahhhhhhhUUUGAAAHHHHHHH!!!”
~David after dentist. 2009.
It’s surprising how often a 10 year old high on drugs from 15 years ago is profound in describing situations of the modern day.
As an American…I’m just going to crash on your couch for the forseeable future.
God damn dude. I’d read your blog if you want to promote it here.
Maybe it’s because I just watched a John Oliver video, but your writing style leaps off the page as impactful as it is truthful.
Personally I think the puppets are full of hate. The puppeters pull the strings knowing that if they sew hate and chaos, they can reap the profits of their destruction.
And it is SO HARD to accuse them of that, because that’s exactly their line of rhetoric towards us, and that’s why it works. If it was just us showcasing how corrupt and morally bankrupt they are, it would serve to put a spotlight on their behavior. But by doing the same back to us, it comes off as unsustanciated chaos and finger pointing. Which doesn’t put a spotlight on anyone.
Here in Ohio we have Sharrod Brown running a political campaign for democrats. I forget the republican opponents name. But the republican opponents campaign commercial was along the lines of “Sharrod Brown approves of born male athletes competing in a dress in high school female sports! Sharrod Brown has shown support for trans rights! Sharrod Brown is a LIBERAL!!!”
And my reaction to this was…even if you ignore the fact that ONE trans athlete was allowed to compete with female volleyball team. ONE. The commercial makes it sound like every school has hundreds of trans athletes. There was one. In the country. One.
But let’s ignore that for a second. Lets say hypothetically that every womens volleyball team DID have trans athletes. Or lets go even further. Let’s say every volleyball team was now all genders allowed. Lets say Sharrod Brown approved that policy.
The commercial is talking about it like I should be mad that trans athletes competed with female athletes. But my reaction was simply this…
WHO GIVES A FUCK??? IT’S HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS!!! WHO GIVES A SINGLE FUUUUUUCK WHO WINS OR LOSES???
I see no reason men and women can’t play volleyball together. That includes trans. I can’t say I’ve played a lot of volleyball in my life. Not really my thing. Haven’t watched a whole lot either…but I will say, the few games of volleyball I HAVE played, my penis rarely if ever became an active factor in the game. It gave me no advantage. So I fail to see why a trans athlete would have any advantage. And even if he/she DID have an advantage? I would still circle back to the whole “Who gives a shit?” defense.
And I suspect those in power don’t give a shit either. It’s more of a case of “make the base angry over nothing, and we can control them with issues that don’t matter if we lose control over. Therefore there’s no risk.”
I misundetstood the headline for a brief moment. For the briefest of moments, I misunderstood, and thought Vance was defending the idea of Harris, though an oppent, still being American, and therefore should be loved by the republican base.
…and then I realized we don’t live in a world where republicans could ever have respect for an opponent.
“Trumo”.
Can’t tell if typo, or insult that I don’t understand the context of.
He could get up there and say yabba dabba doo kill all blacks. These morons would still vote for him.
His base wouldn’t be phased by that. If anything his numbers would go UP.
Well, you know what they say…a politician never keeps his promises.
He IS serious! And don’t call me Shirley!
I’m pooping right now, and straining. So I misread the headline as
Gingrich, who has cheated on all 66 of his wives, rails against Harris ad telling woman to ‘lie’ to husband
It really depends which state they vote from, and which side they vote for.
If you’re a democrat in idaho…why even bother? The electoral college at that point insures that if you vote for a democrat, your vote doesn’t matter.
However, if you vote 3rd party it sends the message that you KNOW your vote doesn’t matter, and the system is broken.
Now, if you’re in a swing state, or even a state that could be a swing state, then you’re just an asshole if you vote 3rd party.
You ever see that movie where Tom Hanks talks to a volley ball?
Well this situation isn’t relevant to that movie, but it IS a really good movie. If you haven’t seen it, you should.
That’s both depressing, and correct.