I dunno, you seemed to get uppity back in 1776.

Let’s see how long they can survive on thoughts and prayers.

To employ the crude vernacular, no Democrat has the requisite reproductive organs necessary to solve MAGA, either testicles or ovaries.

Gotta know when to hold 'em…

I’m sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn’t been a thing since Thermopylae.

I quote a famous Iowan: Let them die!

Such a delicate little snowflake. I say fuck his feelings.

Yeah but this presupposes that Trump can read.

I pity the brain worm. Poor little fella must’ve been starving at the end.

Well, if we are to look at something similar: kill a poor black kid, slap on the wrist. Kill a rich white man, death penalty.

Well, that’s what they put Krasnov in the white house for, isn’t it?