Why is this title so tittilatingly erotic to me?

Liars look in their bag of tricks and all they have are lies. One trick ponies.

It’s beyond insane that the fate of America, and let’s be honest the world, rests on one election. It’s either 4 years of relative normalcy or hate will reign completely unbridled in the most powerful nation on the planet and our freedom will be a memory. WTF? Get off the couch and vote! No seriously, you must vote. Use your ballot power!

How do we the people legally defend our freedom against all of these billionaires dumping cash into the dark side? Wealth is being used as a weapon and it is resulting in real negative implications in our lives. Some of these guys are literally buying down your quality of life.

If you hear stuff like this and think “that’s my guy” something is deeply, deeply wrong.