Make flashlights scream when you turn them on.

Have every squeeze of tooth paste contain an air bubble that spews a bit on you.

Have a single dead pixel in the center of every display.

Make fridge doors not close automatically.

Make cars moan, whether ICE or electric.

Year month day, take it or leave it

What sort of effects would that have? I imagine stuff like surface tension wouldn’t exist anymore.

Oh also microwaves wouldn’t work.

Hey, no more taxes, I’m in.

Crohns and colitis say hi