Fighting in Washington was always on the table and it is clear by now that there are no takers.

Disgusting pigs!

They really couldn’t figure out how to kill children with ice cream?

Soooooo… Obama '28, why not?

You can say a lot of shit about her, but she’s also an untrustworthy turncoat.

Dumbest war in history so far.

“Are they yelling Boo?”

“No sir, they are cheering for the bruise”.

That doctor is an imbecile. That was funny.

Say the line, Bart!

This would be considered petty even for a toddler.

Some farts have happy endings. I will not elaborate.

He refused to leave the plane without a real soldier jacket and all they ha around to spare was a women’s size.

I’m just kidding, could you even imagine a high ranking government official being that childish and insecure?

“In two weeks”

To be fair, there’s currently quite a lot of “Worst Xs in US history”.

This is so fucking dumb and childish I can’t even.

The stroke’s calling the shots now, Randy.

They are cowards who would rather grovel at the feet of a mad king than grow a pair of tits and challenge the status quo the one time it really matters.

But don’t you see how great things are in Gaza now? Surely the downfall of democracy was worth it.

It could be as soon as tomorrow.

Or even this very moment.