NotErisma [they/them, any]

From the wikipedia machine:

>They use both their mandibles and their legs for holding prey. This way they can deal with several small insects at the same time.

Final boss energy

cant cancel what I never had

yarr

I mean this ghoul is just saying the quiet part out loud. Realistically, every CEO thinks like this.

>unmicrowave

I’m laughing more than I should at this

Go ahead, report the mods, they can’t unmicrowave this post

There’s iron particles in your cereal. Shit’s been living rent free in my head since I saw a video on it many years ago where some dude extracted filings from corn flakes.

There are tiny people in casette tapes and they get tired if you play them for too long.

The average American is lucky to get 11 vacation days from their employer each year.

Me with 0

The only thing you’re gonna like about being an adult is staying up late and having dessert before dinner…

Also you will reach a point in your life where having dessert before dinner, well shit- having a meal in general will be a blessing- but you’ll pass it, and you’ll probably go back in time to annoy yourself.

also for god sakes YOU ARE NDN

My computer has 33tb of storage

1tb on a boot drive m.2

32 on disks (4x 8tb hdd)

There’s an additional 32tb in an external jbod