It’ll boost domestic production!! /s

Also “slams” and “roasts”

Sulayem was def an evil pedophile

MAGA are kid lovers until proven otherwise

Didn’t Elvis do all that too? What year is it?!

Groceries

All my homies HATE AI

Religion gave me crippling anxiety when I was 11-13. In Hinduism, stepping on paper or books is disrespectful and a sin. My dad would get very upset if I didn’t get amazing grades, so I always made sure I didn’t step on paper in fear god would punish me by giving me bad grades.

This turned into me praying for forgiveness over 20 times a day just in case I stepped on tiny pieces of paper I didn’t see or notice. It was terrible. My cousin told me it was a problem. My mom asked me to stop praying so much. I was completely afraid my life was not in my control. I had to pray so I wouldn’t piss off my dad and get yelled at.

Fuck religion. Fuck these dumb ass fucking rules. If god exists, fuck him for creating this terrible, painful world.

“Jesus was an immigrant from heaven” - Glenn

I’m talking about the ones that report stuff like this article. Journalists that are close to domestic politics in the US.

Journalists are scared pansies. What a joke of a field. If you’re a journalist, you should be ashamed and ridiculed. In a time where so many people wish they could do more to stop fascism or stand against it, the people that have power would rather suck boots and protect pedos.

Journalists have power. They refuse to use that cuz they need to make money. Money before truth.

Not at all

He’s an ICE agent. It’s a given he’s a white supremacist. No one should be surprised.

What a Bondi thing to do. She fucking bondied that so bad! What an absolute pathetic human.

Yeah so we should never try to solve this problem cuz it didn’t work this one time

What I’m hearing lately is that these officers are constantly shooting people because they are afraid. If you’re such a scaredy cat, maybe you should get a desk job or be a Wal Mart greeter.

Streisand effect

Hopefully he runs out of friends

I had no idea who this JD Vance person was until he became trump’s running mate. Dude you’re not popular or interesting on your own. Don’t act like people actually like you, couch fucking baby.

I believe it. You heard it here, folks!