🫲Aliens🫱

You guys think they’re not just going to beat the fuck out of people and use a backdoor to access files. That’s cute.

Man if that’s all it takes, I’m fucked when they start searching citizens’ phones.

I mean, y’know, openly. I’m not delusional enough to think they don’t already know what’s on there.

I disagree with the other guy; I understand your art.

So many puns. I love it.

That’s funny. It reminds me of this joke about Donald Trump getting picked up by the cartels and then they stab him to death with screwdrivers, slowly, over a period of days, and then the footage ends up on LiveLeak or something? I can’t remember the whole thing, unfortunately. I think there was something about wild dogs fucking the holes, too? Man my memory sucks.

Damn, Gary

Or he’s just a trained performer with an agenda

To me, it seemed less like he thought it was real, and more like he was just being deliberately belligerently obtuse knowing that his followers would believe him anyway.

Please Excuse My Dox And Shooting

So that means he’s going to fire him next week, right?

Shouldn’t she be in a kitchen - according to her own views?

Just wanted to say that this is the first time I’ve seen “Donvict,” and my buddy who calls him tRumpus is gonna love it.

I laugh at your comment, but then I cry because of the situation.

My desires are not bound by mere current market climates. I just wanna like Teslas, man. They got a cool name and they used to be cool cars. Surely you’ve something from your past life experience that is no longer in-fashion or top-of-the-line that you’d like to see revived. Micromachines Megavan City, perhaps? Or maybe you were more of a Polly Pocket child? This is no different.

That’s why I WANT them to be

It’s too early to read all that. I want musk dead, I want Teslas to be cool again, and I wanna be rich.

When the loser is a conservative, then they’re supposed to be a winner. When the loser isn’t conservative, they’re not supposed to get a helping hand because they aren’t human.

I mean I don’t actually have a spare few hundred bucks lying around so if I wasn’t just trying to make fun of Elon for losing half his car money then I would have to wait anyway.

Well obviously I’m also planning on him dying. I thought that was a given. No way this man lives to see the end up the decade.