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lmao, sure thing.

lmfao

Bro we have seen the latest developments, but we’re not “scared” because we’re not fucking idiots. It’s not aliens. It’s some dudes making shit up to make a name for themselves, some dipshit pilots misunderstanding what they’re seeing, and fucking eejits like you making it into something it’s not.

I’ve seen it all, and there’s one thing that stand out: the extreme lack of evidence. There’s blurry videos of shit that looks a bit weird, that are easily explainable without jumping to fucking aliens, and some dudes that totally swearsies it’s for real. Fuck off you absolute cretin.

You’re going to be really disappointed when it turns out it’s not aliens. Because it’s never aliens. People are fucking idiots.

Lots of people suffer from sleep paralysis and/or psychosis.