Patariki

For the Netherlands, Urk. Which I always thought sounds aptly like orc.

Row row row your boat…

I had to surgically remove a tooth because it came at an already replaced tooth. So i guess I’m your nemesis.

The hobbit movies should have fleshed out the dwarf characters better with all that extra time, give each of them a substory spread out over the trilogy so they would be more memorable. They did that with only one of the dwarves and it’s a silly love triangle that barely goes into the character of said dwarf. With the movie we got, ask any average person directly after seeing the movies to name the dwarves, i bet hardly anyone can.

IWantToWiFi / IWantToWeeFee (In my country wifi is often pronounced as weefee)

I always tell people when they step out on the streets, they walk in a democracy. Yet when they step into the office, they walk into a dictatorship.