I specifically voted for the opposite of this! Lol

He stopped off to get some jujyfruit

Yeah but her constituents still have to deal with all the other shit in the bill too so it’s not like she really did them any favors.

If he closes wouldn’t he be out of a job? Lol

Now even if they do they will all die of preventable illness

At least he spelled his own name right this time

Now? Lol

This is the part of the address that bothers you? Lol

It seems to me that they should try to pair up these sports teams based on the talent of the individual player rather than their genitalia

Biden still got his turn though

The unions will have to lead the way in any kind of national strike anyways and they havent moved yet

Breeding

They don’t like being screwed like you do. What has that man done to make your life better?

Hopefully he won’t be around that long

I have one in my shed maybe I’ll pull it out!

It is prohibitively expensive to run for president. It’s only for the super rich now because for some reason we conflate money with skill even though they are unrelated.

It’s illegal to not buy one? Does that mean we all have to buy one now? Lol

Is it more of a slam? Was anyone blasted? Lol

That’s a weird graph. Why does each label have 2 bars?

They were really going to do it too! Until they did nothing instead