Or maybe just stop playing the villain roles, and try out a hero role for once. Broaden your range, goddamn.

No, I don’t think they’re fucking actors. Obviously I’m upset because the jobs are real, you dumb stupid fuck. But I’d gladly take Martin Sheen over you, sure. Good idea.

Posted a lie. Reported.

And it’s somehow the lowest it’s ever been every single time, with the exact same numbers. It’s unreal.

And it destroyed Clarence Thomas.

No I don’t.

Die Hard 3 is arguably the best of the 3.

Are you talking about Roundup? Doesn’t that stuff pretty much salt the earth? Making the ground sterile for all growth for months?

If it makes you feel any better, he’s still undoubtedly better than whatever Republican ran against him.

Wtf? Is that a typo, because Whittier is the street I live on.

You’re right. It’s not an excuse. In fact at this point, I don’t even know why it would come into consideration.

CRATERS 4%!!!

Well I guess this one is actually a different number, so that’s nice.

I’ve been told not to use draino with PVC. There’s one designed for it?

And sound? How do you unmute it?

Why does the article mention sound? It’s silent, and there’s no Unmute button on the video page.

Draino is pretty effective for pretty much anything in its path, except metal. It doesn’t discriminate.

So your Snopes link splits female arm hairs, admits it with a quote, then says the assertion is wrong, after demonstrating it’s right. Laughing out loud.

Draino kills grass, too. Way more effectively than diet soda.

Yes he did. I watched it happen with my eyes and ears.

… it’s… satirical. The headline is sarcastic, along with the hamburger meat bit.