The aliens just. Sorta existed. The humans did the world ending by themselves, the aliens were just here. Like on a trip and suddenly a war breaks out around you.

I’ve had them. Well. We bought some and the very next day they were already limp and wet and grody. So maybe next batch will be better?

I was so happy last year when I grew juuuuust enough tomatoes to can some salsa! Happy!

When I do have the energy, I’m a pretty good cook. Also I’m managing to grow things outside. Not like. Well. But they went from seeds to fruit which is the only thing I really wanted.

Bothering a cat. But in the loving way where they eye squish at you.

I also like homemade soft bread. So soft! So squishy! Delicious!

I know Paralives is in early access, but I’m watching it for now!

There are low sugar versions and even no sugar! But it’s a lot of sugar if you go with a classic recipe!

Its equal parts weight of the fruit and the sugar, generally.

But it tastes amazing!

Yeah, I’m sorry your mother was depressed. Mine had hobbies, I could buy her a gift card to Michael’s or JoAnn Fabrics. Or I could make her a food, she liked that.

If it did work, it stopped when we were kids lol. Mother lives to recount getting me and twin our earliest vaccines.

Twin went first, needle goes, me in a different room SCREAMS.

Also when twin broke their arm as a toddler downstairs while I was upstairs with mom I apparently screamed. Twin did not.

Twin never screamed when I was in pain. A one way connection LOL.

Twin would shank me for saying that. Twin also reads my lemmy occasionally, so eventually they will come up to me and say “Yes I would shank you” lol

Ah yes, the being tormented! A ‘fun’ part of childhood!

I kicked the one boy who did it the most while I was wearing cowboy boots as hard as I could. Mother told them if they had stopped it, maybe he wouldn’t have had his shins kicked in.

The people part is annoying yes lol.

Luckily despite being identical I’m like 6 inches taller than my twin. Turns out being born weighing twice as much means my twin never caught up in height! So easier to tell apart.

But that means very few people believe we’re twins now though. It was less pronounced as kids.

Hope your girlfriend’s kids grow up and punch the weirdos who ask the sexual questions.

“What’s it like being a twin?”

I don’t fucking know, what’s it like not being a twin? They’ve always been there. It’s like having a sibling only we share a birthday??

Then if it stops there I’m fine. But usually they ask shitty sexual questions. Less as we’ve gotten older cause old women are gross.

I tried the mayo grilled cheese once and I agree. Not for me at all! I like to butter the outsides and that’s about it.

Oh man, I loved wearing turtle necks and ankle skirts and still being a whore because I had the audacity to have DD by high school! I never even touched a boy in even the vaguest ways in high school!!!

I sort of forgot garages existed and just. Thought you had a car sneaking into your house?

My dad got lyme’s disease when I was a kid. Mother diagnosed it using our girl scout handbook. It was taken care of by doctors after that so I’m guessing they agreed?

That really depends on where. My mother grew up in Montana and they never locked their doors. Whereas my ass in NJ has never not locked the doors.

Grody.

I still call things grody, but it’s apparently twee and shit to say now.