A crumbbuffler?

Donnie’s got Il Duce face, which means it’s more kickable.

World’s second most punchable face.

Protip: It’s not a threat if you never have any intention of following through with it.

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

“‘He might forget’ is not enough to hang a country on.”

Its extremist views like this that are going to destroy our nation. ;p

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

Does he get to keep the skatepark?

I heard that trump loves to be fisted. That he wants Arnold Palmer in, elbow deep.

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…

Fistula.

Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.

Middle-out.

Looks like John Oliver lit a fire under some folks.

Trump can’t even spell “Justice Department”.

So… will gangsters be waiting outside of this one too?

Durotar’s right to defend itself against Kobold terrorists.

Grease from the hot dog could short the heating elements and cause a fire.

If you really want a grilled dog, your best bet is to stick it under the broiler for a few minutes.

It’s the smartest option.