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Cake day: 2025年3月15日

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  • I am pretty sure that I would flunk IQ tests, and I have leftist preferences. Mathematics and other subjects of high learning are not something I really understand. While I appreciate neat things like electricity, chemistry, design, and AI, I simply don’t understand them to any meaningful extent.

    That sucks. I would like to have a character sheet with +10 bonuses across the board, and a platinum piece to start my game with. Same goes for the rest of the neighborhood.











  • [Verse 1]
    Hey everybody, did the news get around
    About a guy named Butcher Pete
    Oh, Pete just flew into this town
    And he's choppin' up all the women's meat
    
    [Chorus]
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
    
    [Verse 2]
    Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
    He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
    All you fellas gotta watch your wives
    ‘Cause Pete don't care whose meat he chops
    
    [Chorus]
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
    
    [Verse 3]
    Ever since Pete flew into town
    He's been havin' a ball
    Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
    Single women, married women, old maids and all
    
    [Chorus]
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
    
    [Verse 4]
    Wakes up in the morning, half past five
    Chops from sunrise to sunset
    I don't see how he stays alive
    Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete yet
    
    [Chorus]
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
    
    [Verse 5]
    The police put Pete in jail
    Yes, he finally met his fate
    But when they came to pay his bail
    They found him choppin' on his cell mate
    
    [Chorus]
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
    He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
    
    [Outro]
    That Butcher Pete is a crazy man
    Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
    Just hacks on anything he can get
    Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet