Boomer Humor Doomergod

There’s vast swaths of those less-insane states that are just as insane. Flyover PA, upstate NY, eastern Oregon and Washington, southern Illinois, and central California

The only two things programmers hate more than time zones are DNS and SSL

He’s got that North Pole hookup

Damn he looks good for 86

Not actually crushed.

Lame.

There are a lot of times I wished I could have told my boss I wouldn’t do something stupid and had the backing of a union.

“If you make me store passwords in plaintext we all walk.”

It gets worse the more I pay attention. It gets worse no matter what. It destroys my faith in humanity and makes me hate being part of a social species.

Fuck everyone and I hope we go extinct because we deserve it.

And this reaction gets worse with every election cycle. Every election makes me hate people more.

I hate politics. And this is precisely why.

I think it’s a good way to attempt to provoke empathy in Irish descendants by drawing parallels between shared immigrant experiences.

Props for telling the truth about the Irish Famine.

Crypt Keeper has a sexier laugh

If I have to be registered as a Democrat I reserve the right to be “we” even if I don’t like anyone.

Okay, exempt a bunch of normal folks from taxes then. Hell, if you start with the lowest bracket you could give money to thousands of people.

So throwing money at a rich guy is good but throwing money at poor guys is bad. Got it.

Them Limeys will have to come and take them.

Well if we’re gonna win it then I don’t need to do anything. Sweet!

Only $2M/job. What a deal

I love doing this sort of math on things. They could have just paid all those people $200,000 a year for a decade to sit on their ass and it would have cost the same.

My family’s been here since 1733 and never took a test. If birthright citizenship isn’t real then am I a citizen?

And if we’ve never been citizens, who do we sue to get back all the taxes we paid?

I think the news about local and state politicians losing their job over data center support has made an impression