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I imagine Ted Cruz crawled out of the spawning pits.
I imagine Ted Cruz crawled out of the spawning pits.
Only is Starscream gets to be the VP
The United States of America is now known as X.
There is only way to get an answer.
“Bail reform a disaster, the National Guard in the subway, toothpaste locked up in drugstores but criminals running free.
Umm doesn’t the State have a bigger hand in that instead of the Federal government?
We really like porn. It doesn’t how freaky the porn is, we all love it.
Pregnant Sonic banging Tails. Porn. Morticia going down on Cousin It. Porn. A step-sibling getting stuck. Porn.
Give Chiquita a chance, they will eventually learn how to truly commit war crimes and crimes against humanity.
You could see them very happy to swing their long hard batons at young women because they need to compensate for something lacking those attributes.
This would make Freud proud.
Psh. Who uses pinecones? I use the three shell system.
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
You can do everything right and still lose, still face heart break, and still face setbacks.
Golden charity opportunity. Show up to a rally with a sign that says “$50 for flags to burn”. Take the money and donate to to worthy causes like the Trevor Project and other LGBT support organizations.
I would get one of those cheap masks. The one with glasses, plastic nose, and the fake mustache.
No one is going to find me.
When there are enough corporations to fit a boardroom table. Competition doesn’t exist.
It’s well within reason to think that many of Executives all attend the same events, have overlapping social circles, and moved around positions between the corporations.
All it takes is one company to get away with higher prices for the other companies follow suit.
Every accusation is a confession.
The confession for this accusation is that the Court system is stacked with Conservative judges to push a Conservative agenda.
Cause the entire stock market is based on feels.
I’m pretty sure the Volanco God is going to be upset with us for using such a poor, excuse of a a sacrifice.
I mean who hasn’t flushed baby alligators down the toilet.
Senate conservatives led by Lee, the chair of the Republican Steering Committee, accused Democrats of “nuking” more than 200 years of Senate precedent by declining to hold a trial and vowed to retaliate by slowing business to a crawl on the floor.
That’s fucking rich. Complaining about dismissing tradition and precedent from the party that routinely shows that they don’t care about anything.
Every time I think about that, I say to myself “Yup. That’s the US President there.”
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. We get the absurdity of a puppet and the entertainment of a puppet throwing insults at Trump.