SharkAttak

Let’s hope it’s six feet under.

You fools, it’s clearly been attacked with all that Fentanyl them immigrants are smuggling!

“Haha kidding, we’re gonna do it anyway.”

There’s no need to grow a pair cause there’s no real danger. If they are scared of Trump’s threats they’re doubly fools.

So, an elaborate form of “if I told you, I’d have to kill you after”

“well, with how things are going…”
“You’ll find out soon enough”
“You know about mice and ships…?”
Refuse to elaborate further.

Apple sponsored fear mongering, I’d say. It’s almost like they had an interest in keeping people away from the alternative.

Good old pigeon playing chess.

If your only criteria is noise, even the shittiest 1TB-10$ SSD from Aliexpress will do, except when it eventually explodes.

Wait what? When was the match held? HOW DID I MISS IT???

Too bad, I already declared Iran as mine… checkmate.

The bad part is, they didn’t go away, they just went back in hiding.

A little part of me like to think that’s how they got infected and died, and the reason why there’s less of them.

Mmh I understand since I activated Wifi only when I really needed it, but I think you need infrared for the remote.

Honestly I don’t know, why do you ask?

Eh, same tier, I think.

I extrapolated and condensed based on the company actions.

Sadly, I know them as one company that makes dirt cheap TVs, so they’ll still keep making money.

When asked for a statement, the company answered “Yes we’re idiots, and wanted everyone to know”

Wow, was your porn that much questionable?