Trump has frankly gotten embarrassed at every debate he’s done, but the media handicaps him so hard that the narrative ends up being about everything his opponent does. So of course he’s going to do the debate. He’s going to say bat shit crazy things, he’s going to lie, he’s going to be cringe as fuck and he’ll probably say a bunch of racist and sexist things.

And the next day all the media will talk about is the time Harris sneezed or slightly mispronounced some word or some shit.

And make sure to push back on the obvious MAGA propagandists online, even if they pretend to be leftists.

He hasn’t been able to form a coherent sentence for ten years. It’s just taking the idiots this long to realize that this is weakness.

And yet this flawed process has still accomplished more than edgy cynicism ever has.

That’s a weird way to spell good guy with a gun.

Not even a scab

Something doesn’t add up then. Outward Intelligence gave Harris a +4 to +6 in their national poll. If she is losing men by 1 and winning women by 21 it suggests that women are either like 3x less likely to vote, or there is some serious +R herding going on.

Imagine that, people who grew up in the shadow of the Holocaust might not like fascists.

“Don’t turn this rape into a murder” is apparently mainstream conservative philosophy now.

Nah, he’s fat bizarro Bill Hader.

Though honestly my wish is that Martin Short plays him on SNL. Only because Steve Martin is the obvious choice for Waltz and I really think Short could capture the idea that JD doesn’t even deserve a credible stand in, only off the wall mockery.

JD Vance has real “rejected from art school” vibes. Though I somehow suspect his villain origin story is even stupider than that.

Luntz, who’s been called “The Nostradamus of pollsters”

Absolutely nobody has ever said this. Luntz is a partisan hack and always has been

This from Mr “elections have consequences” himself.

Yeah totally I just flew on Epstein’s plane last week because mine was out of service and I have tons of pictures with the guy

Pathetic on many different levels.

No, you don’t understand, I don’t pay attention to politics, which makes me better than you. But that means I have to invent issues and hope that nobody else pays attention to politics, because otherwise I would look pretty stupid.

It will become funny the moment he loses and goes away and a decade of hindsight finally sets in on all his supporters.

It will also be kind of funny if he continues to hold the GOP hostage for another 4 years.

Well I definitely won’t be voting for Netanyahu!

It’s nobody’s business but the Turks

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