Kids get a free cookie, I don’t see why not.

Excuse me? Sixty MILLIMETERS!!!

Woke fuckin metric bullshit in my military???

Theres a game of chicken going on. Try to hold out until the illegal tariffs are refunded so you dont lose customers.

Slammed your mom

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

Sounds like in this case the rats were the apex predators on the island

After centuries, they finally discovered tge solution: sprinkle some rat poison around.

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Mom is gonna be pissed

I’m embarrassed AND ashamed right now!

I can’t even

Treason #8,653 to be clear

Not leader, REPRESENTATIVE

Which turn out to be the manufacturer’s trademark after a serious investigation.

Go to the pawn shop and ask them how much they would pay for your server. I bet $20

Cannot is a strong word

Never did I expect to root for this troll

Shopping for a retirement home thats friendly to Nazis

Retroactively