Something something broken cock twice a day something

Damn you were faster than me

“We must combine our Mechazoids, old sport!”

Which is probably what that ‘gift’ is tbh

Very similar, yes

Probably some random assortment of chemicals and/or piss

I love the simple inclusion of “might” in that text. It hints that he thought there was even the smallest possibility of being able to escape an extremely public assault on a politician in a building filled with people, which i just find hilarious

Remember, no Russian English

There’s a scene in Django Unchained where he’s telling his friend/mentor Schultz about his wife Hildi and how ‘she ain’t no field [worker]’. But ever since they got caught running away, branded, and separated, she’s most likely a “pleasure girl” now. The big difference here is that Nicki has full control over her actions (and freedom) yet she chose to put herself there. Hell, she’s rich enough to just keep to herself, keep her mouth shut, and happily retire. No one asked her to do this

Exactly this

The American military does not (and has rarely ever) given a single shit about what the American people want. At best they view themselves as protectors looking over a subservient people they don’t like. At worst? Well, innocents end up dead

This shit isn’t even news anymore (no offense to OP). But every new piece of evidence of Trump’s hatred for everything except himself feels like I’m being told “Breaking new evidence that 1+1=2, who would’ve thought!”

Me

I worked in the wedding industry for about 10 years, and almost every single wedding I ever worked looked better than whatever the Hell that picture is

I’d argue that for at least half of them, capitalism is just a stepping stone to their true goals. They didn’t opportunistically become fascist; they’ve always been that way

Technically no, but actually yes

What even ARE the products in these ads??? (Clicking just sends me to Temu)

Based

Maybe “smart” was too simple. Instead let’s go with “politically aware enough to care, rich/connected enough to make a change, and smart enough to know when to act”. Kind of a big ask, I know, but it I know plenty of people who are missing at least one of those three

Definitely agree on wanting to kick his head though

As a fellow southwestern drunk, cheers to that dudeski