Tarquinn2049

The apology is literally “sorry we didn’t fire him properly”, there is nothing about firing him being the wrong course of action. Every word of the apology is carefully crafted to avoid implying that firing him was the wrong move, just that they didn’t fire him correctly.

There is always the chance they incompetently bungled something, like all the previous times. We’ll know once they’ve all been parsed. Though this is the most important one, so we’ll see.

It’s really kind of them to protect all the democrats they say are the only ones implicated in those files. They’ve gone to so much effort to protect people that no one wants them to protect. Other democrats don’t want them protected, and republicans don’t generally want anyone protected other than themselves, like each individual republican. So it’s quite the uncommon situation to have so many republicans choose to protect people that are not only meaningless to them, but people you would think they would see as their enemies as well as criminals.

So yeah, anyway… it can be pretty tough to keep 100 lies straight, unless the person you are lying to is also invested in those lies being the truth.

I declare “bankruptcy”!

That’s the same one. 6 is US 3.

I don’t know if the plastic in his face is causing problems with his brain, or if the problems with his brain caused him to put plastic in his face. But either way, he looks super weird shaped now. And the brain problems speak for themselves.

I definitely wouldn’t say it’s a certainty, but it’s a pretty strong coincidence to have all three of those sudden outbursts back to back out of the blue if they are completely unrelated. And even if that didn’t happen the odds were already high enough before making that connection.

That behaviour is very much in-line with those types of clubs. Whether the illegal thing be drugs, or sex stuff, or just the actual real life secret political clubs that were only about corruption and collusion, which sound super tame now, but are already bad enough. And those clubs do very often end up coming out that they were still infiltrated with spies, or started by spies in some cases. Like, these aren’t uncommon or brand new, they have been around for thousands of years.

It’s actually very believable.

Well for me, the fact that an hour before it leaked, trump had 3 outbursts, one to the repulicans that are trying to get it released, one to the democrats about the same thing but more desperate and deranged sounding than normal, and one directly about how they are gonna look into bill clintons ties to epstein… all an hour before we found out what he was mad about… like we didn’t even have to guess it was bill, trump basically told us by having no self control.

So, I guess he got a heads up about what was gonna leak.

Would he do it if it was an initiation ritual/insurance policy to join a secret club that wants to stay secret?

Depends what they got for doing it. Sounds to me like an initiation ritual/insurance policy for joining a secret club… what secret club might they have both been a part of where they would think that was a worthwhile entrance fee?

Would he potentially do it if it was a requirement of joining the little girls sex club? Initiation rituals like that not only make it “safe” against people that would try to spill the secret, but photos of it act as insurance to further guarantee it stays secret. And since Epstein was a spy for various countries, it doubled as a way to control a bunch of powerful people.

They are holding the most vulnerable Americans hostage in the hopes that it will convince the democrats to allow them to be hurt in a different way, by agreeing to the proposed budget.

But most importantly, they are also trying to extend the duration of the shutdown, while making it seem like they aren’t the ones doing it. So the deal they are offering has to stay something that the democrats would never agree to…

So they also benefit from anything other than that being what is in the news, but they have lots of practice making sure the news is talking about stupid stuff instead of important stuff.

As long as the government is shut down, the vote to release the Epstein documents can’t happen. Currently if it happened, it would pass. That will be devastating not to just trump, but a large percentage of rich republicans, in and out of government. (As well as a small percentage of rich democrats) so they are just waiting until the situation changes enough that they think a vote would go their way.

And while that does seem both comically evil and too simple to possibly be what it is all about… or wait… does it still seem too evil and simple to be the real plan?

1. Clearly a typo
2. A totally valid use of the word.

     /ˈdif(ə)riNG/
     adjective
     adjective: differing

     not the same as each other; dissimilar.
     "widely differing circumstances"

     dif·fer
     /ˈdifər/
     verb
     gerund or present participle: differing

     be unlike or dissimilar.
     "the second set of data differed from the first" ```

So... "thafuq" kind of attitude is that to have about correcting someone?

Lying is his only course of action, he is literally backed into a corner, trying to make it seem like he isn’t. If he makes it out of this, it benefits him the more people who didn’t know how dire it was. If he doesn’t make it out, then it doesn’t matter what he said or did while he was backed into a corner, the result will be the same since this isn’t even close to the same scale as what he is up against if the government resumes with the ability to successfully release the Epstein files.

From his perspective, literally any cost is justified if it has any chance of the Epstein files not getting out.

I think they only retroactively count as slave labour after the bill makes it to trumps hands, and promptly into his toilet…

No one needs to be “given a message” to hate trump. It’s the natural stance taken upon hearing even 1% of what he is about. We don’t “hate” easily, he’s just that easy to hate.

Oh weird, you mean they didn’t fact check to see if they even had any idea what was going on? So uncharacteristic of them.

They’ll have to get creative for the super important “writing your name in the snow/sand” portion of the military exam.

They may be following the detailed recipe of those that came before them, but they’re using spoiled ingredients.

The worst part is it’s only missing a comma, and maybe one or two more words to clarify, but they would be optional once the comma was in.