White Knuckles by Five Finger Death Punch

Studies have shown younger generations have basically said “fuck it we’re going out in style” and are choosing to spend money on luxuries outside of their means because they don’t see a future.

There isn’t one.

The fact that any of us are alive at all is a cosmic fluke.

You can try to make one if you want but it’ll only hold meaning to you. Isn’t that good enough?

They only got Hunter Biden because they were frivolously investigating him.

The party of small govt used big brother to investigate a man because his father was president.

At this point we should just be constantly investigating every member of congress/the white house/the scotus.

Cause fuck due process right? You clearly don’t need any more evidence than a hunch.

People like to think that humans as a whole are intelligent.

The reality is about 80% of us are barely above a dog in intelligence meanwhile the other 20% are desperately holding the other 80% on their shoulders because empathy is a thing for them.

I’m mixed handed. Not to be confused with being ambidextrous.

Mix handedness (cross dominance) is where each hand is used for different things. I write and use silverware with my left hand but if I were to throw a ball or punch something I’d use my right hand.

Most of the time it results in me not knowing which hand doing a particular thing will be most comfortable with until I do it.

I’m not a bad person. That’s all I really care about.

Ngl I know nothing about water pillows I’m just using conjecture from having used a water bed.

If you have pets of any kind it’s inevitable that somethings gonna pop.

Probably the same reason waterbeds fell out of style.

They’re more trouble than they’re worth.

Not me but my partner is 36 yrs old and can’t swim.

Oh I’m aware. It’s why I’ve become so aggressive against homophobes.

Too many of my friends have dealt with the bigotry and I’m not having it anymore.

They’ll have a hell of a fight coming.

I would but I feel it would ruin the aesthetic.

Plus I don’t want people to think I’m straight right off the bat. Seems counterproductive. I want people to think I’m gay so they treat me the way they would treat a gay person.

So I can fuck them up for being homophobic.

I’m actually considering getting a rainbow flag tattoo in solidarity.

Burn me if you dare.

ABSOLUTELY EVISCERATED HIM 11!!1!1

“They’re the same picture”

When are we going to start treating them like the racist, theocratic, white nationalist, terrorists they are?

Honestly that’s why I hate sports. It started out as just disliking it but after working food service my whole life I’ve grown to hate sports due to how much it affects my job.

Watching sports of any kind.

I get made fun of for playing video games and shit meanwhile millions of people lose their shit over grown ass men chasing a ball.

I’d be less insulting about it if I wasn’t ridiculed every time I bring up not liking sports.

I drove through an f3 tornado without realizing it was a tornado.

Was headed home after work one night and my girlfriend at the time wanted taco bell so when I finally headed home I was met with a wall of rain that immediately blinded me. I pulled off the road into a clearing and as soon as I did a lightning bolt hit the telephone pole next to me.

Needless to say I floored it and moved a decent distance from the pole which was now on fire. I waited for the rain to clear a bit and decided it was time to drive home.

Bad idea.

Next thing I know I’m literally dodging falling trees left and right with the wind almost forcing me off the road. I eventually made it home but not until having to turn around multiple times due to trees blocking roads and having to drive over downed power lines that I didn’t know were there until I was already driving on them.

3/10 wouldn’t recommend.

The sad part is I recently drove through another tornado and I thought it would never happen again 😭