It’s a lot like a funeral really. You will want to shoot them a text, or tag them on social media, and you can’t or just get sad when you do. And if it’s someone you really, truly cared for, it will take a long while. And that’s okay. I seriously lost who I thought was the one I was supposed to be with, did a couple short realtionships and some one night stands (all optional) and then met my wife three years after that big break up. But you just keep keeping on

Exactly, what a beta male, look at his scraggly beard, and lack of hair, and when he doesn’t have a beard, that lack of a jaw. What a beta.

This, just this

To be fair, I’m going with a polar bear gun scenario… Somehow that feels more humane