Search history? nah, who cares.
Calculator history? plz don’t look, i promise i’m good at math.

If you can get an emulator on your phone you can play old games. Nealy endless hours of fun to be had. I recommend lemuroid and Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past.

Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.

There’s a couple studies showing that even though your body can’t process and remove PFAS and it just keeps accumulating, if you donate blood regularly you reduce the amount in your body by a bit each time. There are other slight health benefits to donating blood and lots of places will pay you for it. So if you can reduce your PFAS intake and donate blood you can slowly get rid of it. I use arch linux btw.

Best sleep I’ve ever had after buying my pillow servers. I use arch btw.

https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/arch_linux i use arch btw

Imagine trying to move by riding a unicycle backwards and throwing up through a giant straw. That is how the nautilus do.

This one startles easily but will calm right down if you rub his head and make soothing sounds. Looks like he hasn’t quite made a home for himself yet. Unfortunately humans have made it artificially difficult for his kind to get settled in. Beautiful bloke though, look how he’s got hair in unusual places! Never seen one with hair there before. Better let him go, if he hurts himself from mild struggling he’ll mope about for days. This was already more activity than he’s had for weeks and he looks pretty winded.