THE YEAR IS UNIVERSAL CENTURY 0079

Alright, I’m just gonna say it… your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry.

Brave Sir Donald, indeed.

Yo those stock recommendations are actually nuts. I just looked at their 5 year and lifetime charts and you’re not lying. It’s 45 degrees the whole way basically.

Yea this is it, thanks for dropping this. I’m going to have so much fun with this.

Ah what a bummer! Thanks for the response, I really appreciate it.

“He’s Dr. Tran, and He’s got a PhD in KICKING-YOUR-ASS”

All these psychopaths saying kill the cat or catch it and relocate it are fucking deranged. Talk to the owners if you know who it is… firstly, I’m sure they would at least be receptive to the problem and if they’re not then maybe look into legal outlets. If you’ve gone out of your way to post on lemmy you’re technically savvy enough to look up local laws. people have also posted actual remediation methods that aren’t terrible and could actually improve your lawn in some scenarios as well so maybe try those out if you’re into them.

I’m positive that no one wants to lose a pet in any capacity. Just some simple communication with the owners could solve this, and if not, there are other options.

Sorry you’re going through this though, shit sucks. Pun intended.