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‘The amount of respect due is zero, but I’m providing a token amount because I’m so fucking nice’

Also “controversial statements and perceived elitism” is doing some heavy lifting…

Then: “When was the last time you heard about those transgenders? It’s something the Left made up. It’s time to finally outlaw HRT”

This bigoted asshole managed to demonize trans people not only once, but twice.

In a sea of disgusting lies and undeserved co-option of others’ achievements, his comments on ‘reclaiming the Panama Canal’ and ‘Taking Greenland one way or another’ were particularly atrocious. Did this motherfucker say on live television that the United States is going to claim the sovereign territory of other nations!?!?!? Why the brainmelting fuck did Republicans clap!?!?

FYI he changed his name to Levi because he thought it’d help him get work in Hollywood

Why would the earth have anxiety about wanting to spend quality time with us? That’s definitely ‘death of the author’ territory.

I was thinking this earlier: can’t we just bombard DOGE/executive branch with FOIA requests?

Maybe we don’t need to make concessions on behalf of fucking Hitler when we’re dealing with the actual return of fascism on a world scale. A real ‘read the room’ kind of thing.

Is it insanity? What egregious win did a trans kid have that defiled the sanctity of organized sport? Or is it all media outrage being used to distract us from realizing everyone with a 7-digit-or-less bank account all fundamentally want the same thing, which is at odds with those with more?

Hear y’all hear y’all, Reggie King from o’er the holler brought pawpaw moonshine for the weddin’

Oh he’s very much not gone yet…

Russia isn’t paying for this shit anymore, so you must be doing it for free. Don’t you have anything better to do?

Facts don’t matter to that crowd anyway

QWERPline and Welcome to Nightvale. Both of them are comedy faux local radio broadcasts on completely different ends of the spectrum.

Gormless - Lacking initiative, foolish

Copacetic - correct, orderly, good

That’s awful :( I genuinely can’t imagine how painful that is.

I’m very aware of how lucky I’ve been, and that it’s only a matter of time before that changes. My grandpa is losing his memory, and I’m going out to visit soon. I tell myself “Someday in the near future, I’ll wish I could come back to today.”

I’ve never had a close family member or friend die. I have siblings, they have families. Both my grandparents on one side are alive, the other two died when I was an infant. I have dozens of cousins that are all in good health. Closest thing was my spouse’s grandpa. I’ve been phenominally lucky.

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