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Slumber Hulk (2004)

There have been a few times my phone has had an update and didn’t load in, thus not triggering the alarm. I still use my phone, but I have a backup ‘dumb alarm’

They’re intentionally misusing ‘insurrection’ to try to make it seem like NOBODY knows what it is, so that January 6th seems like a hoax or Democratic hot air.

How are 35,000 people actually okay with doing this… :(

Brother do you know what a GMO is?

Soylent very much had that in mind when naming their product. It’s meant to serve the same purpose as the titular substance: a wholly complete food source. Also constantly referencing Soylent Green to denigrate Soylent was precisely what I was referring to lol

I’m not sure why people are so puritanical about this. I think Beyond Burgers and Soylent are great.

Absolutely pathetic

‘The amount of respect due is zero, but I’m providing a token amount because I’m so fucking nice’

Also “controversial statements and perceived elitism” is doing some heavy lifting…

Then: “When was the last time you heard about those transgenders? It’s something the Left made up. It’s time to finally outlaw HRT”

This bigoted asshole managed to demonize trans people not only once, but twice.

In a sea of disgusting lies and undeserved co-option of others’ achievements, his comments on ‘reclaiming the Panama Canal’ and ‘Taking Greenland one way or another’ were particularly atrocious. Did this motherfucker say on live television that the United States is going to claim the sovereign territory of other nations!?!?!? Why the brainmelting fuck did Republicans clap!?!?

FYI he changed his name to Levi because he thought it’d help him get work in Hollywood

Why would the earth have anxiety about wanting to spend quality time with us? That’s definitely ‘death of the author’ territory.

I was thinking this earlier: can’t we just bombard DOGE/executive branch with FOIA requests?

Maybe we don’t need to make concessions on behalf of fucking Hitler when we’re dealing with the actual return of fascism on a world scale. A real ‘read the room’ kind of thing.

Is it insanity? What egregious win did a trans kid have that defiled the sanctity of organized sport? Or is it all media outrage being used to distract us from realizing everyone with a 7-digit-or-less bank account all fundamentally want the same thing, which is at odds with those with more?

Hear y’all hear y’all, Reggie King from o’er the holler brought pawpaw moonshine for the weddin’

Oh he’s very much not gone yet…