He can talk for a very long time then flex like he did something.

She risks her career repeatedly to be near him. He likes people who throw their lives away for him.

Mar-a-Lago face

There are a metric f*** ton of people in the United States who just want to use the n-word.

Welcome to the world of the terminally stupid.

Problem is someone has to stop him.

He’ll fit in quite well then.

Yup. The real problem is the 24-7 conservative news outrage cycle.

This is a rather mundane thing that isn’t worthy of the news.

Ok, so I’ve come to learn that it could be a real person or A1.

racist sex pest

I think you just described Trump’s excitement.

In general assume there are always enough resources, but we choose to make them scarce.

Check and mate.

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Apparently they need to learn early that women belong in the kitchen and black people cannot be educated or hold real jobs.

He seems to be enjoying the free private vacation flights.

DID YOU EVER SAY THANK YOU???!?

Yes, actually I’ve thanked the US on numerous…

WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING SUIT?!?!?!

Good thing Republicans stacked the court with absolutely crazy people.

Hell, at the moment I would be satisfied just getting rid of the electoral college.

No, see, it’s all buts. That is the curse.

Butt stuff is marginally less fun.