Ahahaha, excellent

You could say that about literally any medication…

/end thread.

That’s the whole debate, OP. It’s solved with this short exchange.

Lmao excellent reference

I’m really missing the “serious” tags from Reddit right about now. Or maybe the Out of the Loop subreddit

I have no advice for you, as I live in a very humid place without very much risk of static shocks. I just want to say this question and post are hilarious.

I like how you can tell who didn’t read your whole post by them giving you real advice about not taking this job

First, there’s no mention of size of pay adjustment here. Second, sure, your point is valid, but in the context of this post, let’s not be ridiculous. This is a multiple-choice question, so sometimes you need to rank options and choose the best. No same person is more likely to stay at a company because of a ping-pong table in lieu of a better salary. Now if they’d said

An employee appreciation program, which includes such things as free meals and a recreation room with a ping pong table

that would be a different story. But as-is, it’s ridiculous.

Well if you have hyper mobility in your joints like me, people are always interested when I fold my pinky flat against the back of my hand.

It’s super low effort for me…might involve some broken bones or dislocations for others though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is so outrageous that it feels like satire.

Please tell me it’s satire.

Wefwef still uses the Lemmy API. It would still be subject to the same pricing farce as all other third-party apps. If you’re going to do that…why build a new app?

Yo, I already have Plex set up. I can add Pokémon and invite you if you want as long as you don’t need 99.9% uptime, I’m just some dude :)