Right? I feel like that would be the bigger news story, here.

can’t afford to leave this country, too poor and too unskilled.

absolutely going to be a target affected by project 2025 – being gay, I reckon once republicans are done antagonizing trans people, we’ll be the next priority target.

And even if Biden wins, the country will still be exactly as fucked as it is now – and if Biden’s abilities are like this now, where will they be at the end of his term, if he even makes it that far?

anyone moving to canada, please for the love of god smuggle me in your luggage.

that is a very pretty pen

blast! the face eating leopards have eaten my face! If only there was some way we could’ve seen this coming.

There’s a viable third party running in America? One that gets more than a token share of votes?

Wowie! I live here and I didn’t even know that! Thanks, sport, I’ll definitely vote for them if they have a chance to win!

this is one of the many problems with turds like the oompa loompa, turds are slippery.

every now and again I remember Rush Limbaugh is dead, and it makes me smile just a little

Embryos can be whatever you want to you, miss Haley, but the rest of us live in reality. I can say that embryos are, to me, 8 story crustaceans from the paleolithic era. Doesn’t necessarily make 'em so.

dating in general

I wanna see the mugshot.

I’d be grinning ear to ear.

the tags I used work fine for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lots of people use bofa! >!bofa deez nuts!<

in my experience, the sooner you accept that life is terrible and full of pain and misery, the sooner you cease to be surprised by it being terrible and full of pain and misery.

tl;dr “this might as well happen, I guess”

honorable mention for the legend of tile fucker

god bless you, you gloriously weird fucker