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Rats don’t flee the ship until it’s noticeably sinking.
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I do like his pope-killing record but that’s about it.


He might still be sensitive about the subject since his wife changed her mind and got herself an “ex-” prefix.


I don’t think his next-in-line would be much better but at least he comes in with more to lose personally if one thing leads to another and we all get to see how MAD plays out.


I’m worried that this is the compromise option he’s been talked down to as an alternative to nukes. Playing for time to see if he kicks the bucket, a peace deal is reached, or other obstacles are put in place first to keep the button un-pressed for a little while longer.


Or Sarah Palin being asked which newspapers she reads.


Finally, somebody taking on matters of pressing importance to help the American people and everybody else around the globe. Definitely not jingling keys off to the side with one tiny hand so we don’t notice what he’s doing with the other.


“How could this have happened?” asks guy who helped make this happen.


Somewhere in Missouri, a village is missing its idiot.


Wilhoit’s Law doing Wilhoit’s Law things.


He’s the guy that shows up to the orgy 6 hours early and fully nude but the Cracker Barrel staff haven’t even moved the tables yet since they’re still serving dinner.


He’d only have bought one of each.


It’s his way of revealing that when he’s not being an anti-American piece of shit bigot at work, he spends his time sitting around in a feather-suit (but still being an anti-American piece of shit bigot).


I wouldn’t do it with Trump’s flaccid, deformed, child-bite-scarred stump of a chode on a 10 foot pole anyway.


If I had a consensual sexual relationship with her (without the power dynamic thing that makes this worse), I’d be paying her to keep it quiet. What an embarrassing person to be associated with.


And, more generally, read sidebars.