Something smells like a smoldering Reichstag building.

Ironically and hypocritically

“Predictably” would also fit here.

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

People forget the standard advice: Don’t lock up your legs, bend your knees just enough to have a little movement without it being noticeable at a distance. Gotta find the sweet spot of hydrated without overshooting into the “have to pee every 10 minutes” range too.

“…I’m a Nazi”

-Elon Musk

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

“Given the reins” would be appropriate in this case. They’re the straps used to direct a horse so it’s used figuratively to say that someone is in control.

It’s strange to see him say something that’s probably true. I don’t think he has any idea what was in that oath.

Putting the “green” in evergreen headline.

Soon: Trump signs executive order demanding locations of television remote, father’s love.

I agree that the person responsible for his poor ratings should be investigated for many crimes. He and I would probably disagree over who that is though.

Getting flashbanged (minus the bang, usually but not always) by my electronics is helping me build up an immunity to riot control devices. Combine it with my cooking and it’s good training for pepper spray, tear gas and vomiting agents as well.

Nowhere accessible, unfortunately. Gave up access to my shared drive at the end of the contract, decided to smoke weed and get fat instead.

It was the right choice.

Thanks for the recommendation, not sure it’s exactly what I’m looking for but I appreciate it all the same. Looks to be missing some key features (such as the carrying strap) that I’ve grown accustomed to.

GOP: “Why would scientists do this to me?”

I have a portable one too and it’s not exactly what I’d call discreet but sure gets the job done. Honestly can’t recommend it for travel though because in spite of the “portable” label, it’s terribly bulky and causes me no end of grief when trying to take it on an airplane. Your experience may be different, here’s the one I’ve got.

Only because he is though.