That’s nice. Gaetz is still a kid-fucker.

That looks to me like defending a kid-fucker.

I remember something along the lines of supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. If anything, her time in the military should bring her greater shame because she chose to break that oath on top of being a generally shitty person.

Was it because of the kid-fucking, Matt? I bet it was about the kid-fucking.

I can’t wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That’s what’s going on, right?

Shit.

It’s a happy ending no matter which common meaning you choose to take from “[finish] the job”.

Guy’s so repulsive, even bullets instinctively avoid him. Bad news for us and anyone standing behind him.

Shitty thing done shittily. Still more worried about the ones who aren’t incompetent clowns but good to know that whoever’s supervising isn’t completely blind.

Downside: that’s a lot of dangerous animals missing an opportunity to make the world a better place.

Probably went and listened to everybody’s favorite patriotic pro-America song “Born in the U.S.A.” afterward too.

Maybe he’d meant to praise Hitler’s genitals instead.

No he can’t but he’ll do it anyway.

Not really a fair comparison since the average MAGA militiaman is larger than the U.S. Army.

Darn, I had tickets to that concert.

The complainant said they were heard talking about how they did not know how to get money from their paycheck out of an ATM.

Might help if they had a stepladder so the kids can reach the keys.

I don’t think these school board members have enough privacy in their homes.

That’s the plan. Ostracize to literal death and pretend it’s an unfortunate side-effect that following a god (more specifically, their god) will fix.

That’s a fair point, I was just enjoying the image of the average “I was gonna join but…” doing sloppy dive rolls down supermarket aisles and saluting anything that moved.

The colon is also a great source of humor.