White Americans, what? Nothing better to do.

Why don’t you kick yourself out? You’re an immigrant too.

That was my teenage go to, except I used Ragu PizzaQuick because I was trashy.

I usually go with over medium eggs on toast.

Not low carb, but still tasty.

You underestimate how shitty most software is written.

I’ve absolutely used timecard software that used the local device time instead of using a centralized time source.

Woosta MA would beg to differ.

In 1988 I had to buy a book for my chemistry lab that cost $80. It was 70 xeroxed pages in a 3 ring binder.

Cute naming schemes are for people who don’t have lots of servers. At my work we have over 700 servers. We’re not naming them after something arbitrary, we’re being descriptive.

Space war is old, those are from my childhood… Shit.

Sports Night and Studio 60 are the ones I watch over and over.

Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!

Also:

Child, all the service thou hast done to Tash, I account as service done to me. . . . because we are opposites, I take to me the services which thou hast done to him. For I and he are of such different kinds that no service which is vile can be done to me, and none which is not vile can be done to him.

Therefore if any man swear by Tash and keep his oath for the oath’s sake, it is by me that he has truly sworn, though he know it not, and it is I who reward him. And if any man do a cruelty in my name, then, though he says the name Aslan, it is Tash whom he serves and by Tash his deed is accepted.

Nothing at work is personal, it’s all business. If you believe it’s personal you will get taken advantage by the company.

That’s not too say that there won’t be personal issues at work, just that the company doesn’t care about anything except the business.

In addition, HR isn’t there too protect the employees, they are there to protect the company.

That’s a great addition. We used to screenshot it with an application open so they would keep trying to close the application. I had a coworker restart their computer several times before he realized what was going on.

I love riding my bike. Any kind of bike. Road, mountain, cruiser. Going hard, going easy, uphill, downhill, it’s all fun as fuck.

I like running when I’m not super fat like I am right now. There’s something great about running a faster pace for the last half of a race and feeling stronger at the end than the beginning. When I’m fat here’s nothing worse than running a quarter mile and having everything hurt and being exhausted.

Lifting weights is ok, but nothing I look forward to.

Sometimes the best doctors have poor outcome rates.

Because they are often taking on the hardest cases.

Similarly, the introduction of metal helmets for soldiers corresponded with an increase of head injuries.