Apple really doesn’t offer me anything I want to do above and beyond what Android offers that makes the cost of transition worth it. I’ve been on Android for 13 years, I’m very used to it, know all the tricks. I like the level of control Android gives, I’ve loaded custom roms in the past and I side load apps now. I’ve also never had a (modern) Apple product and never had the need to set up any Apple accounts, so it’d be a pain starting completely fresh.
Agreed, Aldi’s stuff rarely worse than equivalent products, and some I prefer more than the name brand. Only things I balk at are fake cheese flavored things and canned goods from their German themed store brand.