🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

These guys have the weirdest CVs:

grey hair

grey beard and white moustache

light blue shirt

dark blue jacket

happy to indulge in war crimes

big grumpy eyebrows

Let’s remember the immortal words of the great wordsmith, the sublime epithets of the magnificent poet Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr., who, in a perfect moment of genius, rightly said of Mr. Trump: “he a ho”.

Words so true that Truth itself looks like a lie compared to them.

2/1 odds. Almost guaranteed win.

Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

I’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick

Now there’s LinkedIn between Facebook and Instagram

I come with scientific evidence of the impeding doom that will be brought by climate change and urge the world’s powers to reduce greenhouse gas emissions while there is still time! Surely everybody will listen to my proofs and act to protect the world!

I’m sorry that this halibut was good enough for Jehovah

From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.

I expect to find ~$2 bn.

See you in jail!

Absolutely! Well found, you’re great!

Yes! Well done. Thanks a lot. You’re amazing

It is Self-portrait with Bernardino Campi by Sofonisba Anguissola, ca. 1550

Thanks for trying. It’s entertaining to read at least!

Not that I like Verizon and Comcast but they are only regional problems. They don’t operate everywhere in the world.

In many countries, a lot of large ISPs are the inheritors of national monopolies and are not overly interested in global domination. They are shit, yes, but at a smaller scale. In this regard, they don’t really pose as a threat to the idea of open internet.

Of course the US ISPs have a special place in the system and shouldn’t completely be forgotten but they are very far from the global domination of Google et al.