That was from the hamberders he ate for lunch

That hero is a hero

Also, about that dance you were promised…

Ah yes, good folks on both sides there

This guy sure knows how to keep a family happy

Lol, these days Trump would personally show up to take everyone’s land after they underbid and they’d convince themselves it’s a good thing somehow

Do stupid shit like the Republicans do, like “oh we are unaffiliated and just like to set up our booths here because of the foot traffic”. They juke and jive our entire justice system with 5 year old tactics but everyone else is scared to look improper.

No, they love to parade around black people who they’ve somehow managed to convince to follow them into Hell. It’s great cover for the horrible things they have planned for black working class communities

No, we investigated them, found wrong doing, and then handed them the country.

Probably more efficient to list the ones who aren’t

They’ll certainly be getting job offers elsewhere in the party. Probably ones that pay better too.

I don’t think even Hell wants him at this point

We’ll just have Elon’s Hitler-aspiring Grok run everything and prioritize flights based on how Jewish the passenger names sound

Soulless fucks all around

I read that as Larry Ellison, and was relieved to see it said David Ellison, then I found out he’s Larry Ellison’s son…

Fuck this timeline.

Meanwhile everyone trying to prosecute him could be immediately charged with a laundry list of real actual crimes

Great time to invest in VPN stocks

I’m funded by Soros’ housemaid

And Trump has the personality of a sleezy used car salesman but apparently a lot of people are into that

Did he question his life decisions or worldview afterward, or immediately go back to not giving a single fuck about the people who died because it made his cult look bad?