You know that all the trumpets will see the next day is a compilation cut on Fox of everytime Biden stutters or says “uh.” Trump could admit he went to Epstein Island to have sex with underage girls and none of his cult will see it, or say CNN deepfaked the statement.

The Constitution specifically states, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;” which is probably going to mean SCOTUS will rule that it’s okay because it’s a STATE Congress and not the federal Congress specifically called out in the Constitution making a law respecting the establishment of a religion. This seems like a solid letter of the law but not the spirit sort of reading that christofacists want.

Why would the Senate vote to fuck themselves?

The late, great Hannibal Lector?

He’s been telling his listeners not to buy from his store, but to buy directly from his dad’s website (who is a sponsor on his show and sells their “health” products though the show).

NRA cred

I hope Biden signs an executive order removing security for anyone eligible during incarceration.

Nah. Reagan did a lot of damage while a president with dementia.

Fun fact, the secret service was around for almost 30 years before they started doing presidential security, and it took the assassination of McKinley before they were officially in charge of presidential security. They were founded as an anti-counterfeiting arm of the Treasury.

TBF his supporters are pro diaper now because, apparently, real men wear diapers.

You all are wealthy enough, [Trump] said, that you should raise $1 billion to return me to the White House. At the dinner, he vowed to immediately reverse dozens of President Biden’s environmental rules and policies and stop new ones from being enacted, according to people with knowledge of the meeting…

Sounds specific.

Time to vote local in 2025!

Here’s hoping he dies on the toilet.

“[Robert E. Lee] said, ‘Never fight uphill, me boys! Never fight uphill!’ They were fighting uphill. He said, ‘Wow…’”

A teacher with a doctorate.

Here’s a full breakdown:

Biden’s presidential salary is $400,000. Jill Biden reported earning $85,985 from Northern Virginia Community College, where she teaches. The Bidens collected $129,876 in taxable interest, pensions and annuities, Social Security benefits, and IRA distributions − significantly more than in 2022, producing the spike in income. Jill Biden also reported $4,115 in royalties from prior book publications.

From USA Today

Biden does get a pension for his time as Vice President and senator and they both qualify for social security.

The Bidens collected $129,876 in taxable interest, pensions and annuities, Social Security benefits, and IRA distributions − significantly more than in 2022, producing the spike in income. Jill Biden also reported $4,115 in royalties from prior book publications.

Sauce: USA Today

Trump owns 58%