Hey white stains!

Bud is very rarely used for women (or at least for me), but it is one of my favourite things to hear tbh

My cat didn’t have a particular food, he just wanted anything I was eating. One time he caught me off guard as I put a piece of chocolate (dairymilk oreo bar) to my mouth and took a big old chomp out of it.

Oh no, your cats are millenials, now you’ll never afford a house!

Omg same. I’d try to be extremely quiet if I was opening a can but this bugger would come sprinting from across the house and try to eat them as I was putting them in my mouth. I do miss that lil shit though.

I wear dailies now but when I didn’t I used just generic saline solution and never felt any difference from the fancy stuff.

Annie’s is next level.

Agree but also any non Hellmans mayonnaise is a fucking disgrace.