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Oh my God, you killed a Kennedy!

That too was non-obvious, thank you for clarifying.

Then why were you experimenting? You seemed to needed to be told, considering you appeared to not know.

Without the shared subtext of visible or audible tone, the text you write is the text we read.

Last time I got Papa Johns, a literal child delivered my order alone while her DoorDashing mom watched from her car. I didn’t order through DoorDash. I left feedback informing them that I would not be buying pizza from somewhere that makes me question whether I’m contributing to breaking child labor laws.

I would order local takeout if it were cheaper and wasn’t consistently soggy.

Domino’s is the most consistently “worth the money” pizza near me, with Little Caesars coming in a distant second.

Man, my brain is ruined. I read this in Dwight’s voice.

Fuck

With mint frosting!

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