Woooo coming up fast on the hard floor of about 1/3 of us who are complete fucking idiots 😐

What a stupid fuck. Genuinely, I’ve got absolutely no sympathy for him. This is reality hitting him in the face at highway speed.

You’re finding out, dipshit. Deal with it.

Look up what they did to JFK’s sister. It’s fucking wild. It was considered a “reasonable treatment” at the time.

I’m honestly past the point where I get angry at the absolutely biblically stupid shit Alabama does on the regular. It’s to the point now where I feel more of a sense of horrified awe - like watching a person stab themself, or something like that.

Lmfao tuberville couldn’t reason his way out of a 10-foot section of 5-foot diameter storm drain pipe

This makes me pretty sure that Putin kept Witkoff waiting for over 8 hours. Putin is notorious for using this as a power tactic, and generally speaking, I find that most things orangeboi denies are true.

Oh I know, but it honestly comes off as theatrical degrees of incompetence.

Wow they’re not even bothering to send people to the right fucking country now?

This is a test. They’re seeing if they can outlaw objecting to Dear Leader by legally classifying it as a dangerous psychological condition.

This is not about mental health diagnoses. This is the pregame to the American edition of the night of the long knives.

Uh, no…? wtf?

I wanna be clear: I am absolutely NOT defending DNC leadership. They are feckless in the extreme.

I would love it if she did win and disproved it. I’m just cautious of assuming that it’s a slam dunk. And I am also very cognizant that she is a conservative boogeyman, and that she’s made a LOT of staunch enemies in the DNC establishment (I hope that last bit won’t matter as much in 28, but who knows)

I would absolutely vote for her, and as much as I want it to happen, I’m genuinely not sure that’s realistic.

While you didn’t post the rule-breaking content, failing to upvote Dear Leader and enthusiastically support His Vision to your friends and family is also considered a violation.

They do indeed.

Huh. Is HE transgender? Has he been looking at an unusually significant amount of trans porn lately? I don’t get it. It seems to be on his mind an awful lot.

Take his seat TAKE HIS SEAT TAKE HIS SEAT

For real girl, you can take him in the primary. You can do it.

I know. I want to noodle on the situation more. I genuinely think she’s one of the best politicians of our time, but I too worry about people knowing about her outside of California.

We’ve been asking him to for a while but he won’t listen and he keeps giving money to the people who should be making him leave

I like him a damn sight more than Newsom, to be blunt. I want to hear more from both him and Walz.

I liked Walz a lot. It was a shame he wasn’t the head of the ticket. I think he resonated with voters a lot more - and I don’t mean the racist ones.

I really hope Harris stays out of it.

I would absolutely vote for AOC, but I’m not sure enough of the country would.

I would absolutely vote for Katie Porter.

Fuck, if we’re throwing out randos, I’d enthusiastically vote for Jon Stewart or - seriously - Al Franken. His “takedown” was a political hit job. The twisting of the context to justify his ouster is honestly absurd once you understand it. That was a dude who was reasonably progressive, a great speaker, quite smart, and also simply refused to take any bullshit from anybody. Honestly thought he was shaping up to be one of the better politicians of our time.

That’s what I’m thinking of off the top of my head at least