Oh same, and we need more dems like her in general, but I’m not going to be too disappointed when she chases Pelosi’s job instead.

AOC wants to be Speaker, not President.

Source: how it went the first time

Trump becoming president and having MUCH worse policies for the Palestinians becomes much greater.

Oh you mean Donald “Let’s try to move our embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem because appearing neutral in the Israel/Palestine mess is hurting my chances of re-election” Trump? That guy? People actually think he’s going to be better for Palestinians? Really?

“I’m a specialized clerk interested in mathematics” if you don’t wanna get burned.

I agree. And even ignoring how abhorrent it is, imagine how much money they’ve spent trying to kill this guy.

I can’t stop laughing. Did you tell him, or did he just sit there grinding more and more pepper into your lap?

My wife and I went to an Italian restaurant in Vegas a few years ago. The waiter asked if we wanted Parmesan, pulled the tiniest cube of cheese out and held it up like a magician, and then never broke eye contact while he grated it. It was unnerving.

A tuna sandwich?

There it is.

“I totally did my report but Rudy ate it.”

For some more context, when I was in my 20s I decided I’d never have kids because I didn’t want to have to spank them. My dad always said if you truly love your kids you’ll spank them to keep them from sinning. His parents beat him, and in his mind he was doing it right and not being abusive.

I have a lot of issues and it took a lot of time to unlearn that mindset. I have a daughter now and she’s great! She’s also exhausting but we’ve never spanked her and never will.

I’ve set the gas grill on fire three times now. Once was because I had the dumb idea to put wood chips in a smoker box while I was doing high heat stuff. I pulled the (metal) box off the grill wearing a pair of welding gloves and realized that they only gave me about 3s of protection. Ended up with a cool burn on my finger and steaks that looked like footballs. The other two times were because I said “I’ll clean the grill out after this cook.”

So far I’ve set the Kamado on fire zero times.