

It’s a reference to the 80s movie The Labyrinth


It’s a reference to the 80s movie The Labyrinth


Calm down, John Mulaney


How dare you criticize GI Joe


Nope, I’m pretty chill. Things tend to work out, and I’m doing what I can where I can.


His father must be so ashamed of him


I mean, it’s also a classic innocence tactic… But in this case, he’s guilty as charged


Small correction: the creation of post offices is authorized by the postal clause, not mandated.
Congress shall have Power…To establish Post Offices and post Roads
That gives it the authority to do so, but doesn’t require that it must do so

By Jesus-Thor how big is that thing


The fact that people keep falling for it just shows that they aren’t wrong


I wish more Rs would grow a pair without needing to decide not to run for reelection, or that more Rs would decide not to run for reelection.


Tomayto, tomahto


I think it’s pretty clear that Nancy Guthrie died in a botched kidnapping


Stay strapped or get clapped?


Can’t be arsed


But how does it taste??


His driver was Jewish, iirc


I shopped around for like 3 months before I finally found a car in my budget, and it was 600 miles away
There’s a private tracker called MyAnonamouse, all ebooks and audiobooks. They have open registration sometimes. I let my account lapse or I would shoot you an invite
Bro, even this response sounds AI generated