As a man this sums up my experience.

Speaking to a woman who found their spouse via dating apps she said not to sweat it, pretend you’re in a job interview and trying to get to know the other person. Since then I’ve realised she was right, but as a man I’m the one being interviewed. Just like a job interview; it’s stressful, frustrating and often you’ll never know where you’ve gone wrong when they turn you down.

Head and shoulders above the rest.

Why fix what ain’t broke?

— also dad

Fifthed

Are you me?

I’m a big dumb. I’ve been using the Voyager app for a while and knew about the web app but never clicked I could use that on desktop.

Put some lettuce in the dryer and it comes out as pineapples?

There are also wetting agents to make water wetter. I don’t recommend drinking them though.

Your iPhone has a G on it? /s

This is something we can all get behind. Just like OPs partner. Because we’re all stuck in traffic and they’re sleeping at the front.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!??

No McDonalds but there is a Buy’N’Large Mega Mall that covers 50% of it.

I always walk my dog after I finish work in my steel capped work boots. The times that I actually do walk in my sneakers is so weird, like I’m not used to not having weights on my feet while I walk.

Same thing that happens at regular family events.

Could happen to anyone, really. Super common and not suspicious at all.

That’s one of the drivers for me interacting more here. On Reddit I either felt like everything that could be said had already been said or that whatever I may have to add would be buried.

This was something I really enjoyed about the series Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. It’s so batshit confusing to begin with but is actually well thought out. As the series continued it all came together and you could see the threads woven throughout. It was still a pretty eccentric series but it was certainly interesting.

Thanks!! I was sure I butchered it.

My grandfather used to run a fauna park with kookaburras. We had a meat grinder, like what’s used to make filling for pies and pasties, which was used to grind up baby chickens and mice into a paste for the kookaburras.

They also had a meat grind to use for pies and pasties so I hope they never mixed the two.

Reminds me of the joke I heard from the TV series Chernobyl. From memory:

Q: What weighs 2 tons, emits lots of smoke and noise and cuts apples into 3 pieces?

A: A Soviet machine designed to cut apples into 4 pieces.