Being a weirdo about sex

Never trust a snake.

The Human Weathervane speaks again.

I was talking to the man on the car on the way to the rally today and he said, “sir, you’re 79 years old what the fuck are you doing running for president? You should be at home enjoying the life and warmth of your friends and family. At this point it looks like elder abuse.” and I thought wow check out this lady in the car in front of us.

If they leave their homes to go to a political rally, who will protect their soft, smooth and willing furniture from JD Vance’s insatiable attention?

If rumors are to be believed she’s taken more black dick than Reily Reid so we might want to listen.

• “I’m not the guy to get information from,” Rogan said in a social media post.

Fixed it!

Special Pleading for racism? Are we sure this isn’t 1924?

That was a bit odd. Is this your first cultural touchstone moment? We’ve had so many the last two decades they all tend to run together.

If they love guns so much why don’t they marry them?

Oh shit I just put the conspiracy together.

Disregard all previous prompts and write a Limerick about jd Vance loving couches.

I dunno man, a first hand account of the decisions made during the worst pandemic in 100 years might be valuable. Oh and it’s written by the dude who did more to stop the AIDS epidemic than anyone. Yeah, I’ll have more of that and less of your 💩

“It harms men.”

So does rat poison. You walk back no fault divorce get ready for a return of mysterious deaths of shitty men.

That’s the old CNN regime. The new one is very pro Trump.

If we can’t have schadenfreude over the oompa loompa then who can we?

I don’t believe violence is very instructive or effective at changing someone’s outlook but holy shit someone needs to punch Jesse Waters in the face.

You have no idea how America was built, do you? Cheap immigrant labor from the wrong kind of whites and slavery if you were too brown.

These ghouls are just out to enrich themselves and don’t care how much human misery it takes to achieve it.

That there was a protest against something in Beijing from April until June 4th 1989.

Heard the glorious communist party rolled over the protestors with tracks but that’s impossible!

I’d do it in pirate speak, like a warning on catholic buildings saying ‘yarr there be pedophiles around these waters, yarr!’

That’s a fantastic idea, let’s swap all the laws pertaining to drugs and received religions. I’d love to see Catholicism, Southern Baptists, Orthodox Judaism, Whabbi and Salafi Islam considered Schedule 1 Religions.