Take a shit on the passbar, screech like an alien in a movie and then just walk out… or at least that was always my fantasy

OH YEAH I"M GETTING PLEASURE TOO!

Wow – I think you’re right this makes a lot of sense

to impose on me duh

Nothing is worse than other options though like Chic fil a’s mandated “my pleasure”

I wish – I can’t really sleep on flights oddly but I can fall asleep instantaneously almost everywhere else.

The sooner I get to my seat the sooner I’m out of the god damned airport and can begin whatever escapism I’ve chosen for the flight. The thing I truly hate is the airport and being in it.

Surely the Viennese don’t claim these? https://www.armour-star.com/vienna-sausages

Vienna sausages

spaces > monitors

portability > exactly what I want

“There were all kinds of things I was afraid of at first, ranging from grizzly bears to ‘mean’ horses and gun-fighters; but by acting as if I was not afraid I gradually ceased to be afraid.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Wow – great one I haven’t heard this before

Similarly if you shit talk yourself in your head to motivate yourself it really will eventually start to condition you that way even if it does motivate you

As someone who hasn’t had to go through anything that hard, finally accepting this one was so important

Because they’re way more like ships than they are planes – Planes don’t stay in the air indefinitely or take long voyages, have large crews, etc – They often treat the fighter pilot space ship people like AF though – Like if I have a ‘carrier’ with a bunch of smaller ships on it

You get stuff like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_Winner and the same movie/media coming out over and over again

Be the change you want to see in the world

your mother

It was just a hobby I was considering starting I’m sorry if I offended you.

is an airfryer not just a convection oven? What’s the difference?