

Quantum computers are a thing, and they’re very useful for certain things…
But business idiots in the tech world do be slapping the word “quantum” on stuff. It’s not a huge thing at the moment, but it’s probably gonna be the next insufferable hype cycle after they get tired of branding random shit as “AI enabled” because they stapled a chat bot on to it.
Like, give it a few years, someone will be trying to tell you that a quantum computer will somehow make a vacuum robot able to do your laundry because “something something better path finding”




Raccoons, possums or corvids.
Raccoons are just great, little treasure pandas. I would to live to know what they see, what their internal worlds are like.
Possums because they’re an ancient linage of marsupial, an isolate and they would sure have some ancient lore and deep oral tradional.
Corvids because I wish to understand the inner machinations of their devious bird brains.