The Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance* has been petitioning the Patrician for months trying to get a vampire onto the City Watch. The Campaign for Equal Heights and the Fresh Start Club have already gotten dwarves and zombies onto the force, so it’s only a matter of time.

* They’ve sworn off the red sticky stuff, oh deary me, yes.

Bernie’s being doing some rallies with her recently. If I were to guess, Bernie’s not going to run for POTUS again, he’s going to endorse her.

In any scenario where Trump is removed from office via impeachment, he’s already lost his stranglehold on the party.

At that point Vance would president, I think he’d be eager to move in to his new digs.

Kicking, Donald. The word is kicking, not kissing.

I think the GOO sent a pretty clear message back in 2021 when they failed to convict Trump in the impeachment trial after the January 6th riot.

Sounds like a sovereign citizen “where’s the wet ink signature?” kind of complaint.

We have to be getting close to the point where its cheaper to just buy a hen.

Why aren’t you wearing a suit to go grocery shopping? Show some respect!

I most frequently encounter these when feeding the cat, so in that case I have a spoon out already.

Surprised no one’s brought up Futurama yet.

It’s fine, it’s not like he’s going to be disappointed if she makes him sleep on the couch.

I’m afraid I may fail that version of the Voight-Kampff Test.

They know they’ll catch hell if they take away the holidays (MLK more than Juneteenth, as it’s been a federal holiday longer), but they don’t want people to talk about WHY they’re holidays.

Both of those mice have weights you can add or remove to your liking. Maybe you took a few out of the old mouse so it was lighter?

The data brokers can still sell your data, it’s just a lot less useful to the marketing teams or scam artists that are buying it in bulk. For identity thieves, it may become more valuable, at least until word of your death works its way through the system, as there’s no living person to contest the impersonation.

Terry Pratchett wrote, “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?” but I don’t think he had data brokers in mind when he wrote it in 2004.

Shortesy is a spin off of Letterkenny. Great show, so long as you’re comfortable with some blue comedy.

I’ll take the UK version any day. Robert Llewelyn did a great job as host. Did anyone ever have a successful build using hydraulics?

The man’s a real estate mogul, work from home is a threat to his commercial property values.