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“You’ll be shot for this!”
“Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed put before.”
“Until we meet again!” deploys golden parachute
“You’ll be shot for this!”
“Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed put before.”
“Until we meet again!” deploys golden parachute
Dude I saw star trek generations it was just this silly little rocket and it only took 10 seconds to reach the sun
Yeah but Biden is a disappointing centrist, so clearly I don’t know how choose between him and an authoritarian dictator.
He was flattened, but since his skin is made stitched-together whoopee cushions, he sprang back into shape as the gas built up.
It’s not my fault! My wife keeps accepting these bribes. And then I gotta go along on all these vacations, otherwise it’ll go to waste.
Eyebrows fuckin raised
The man then reportedly made a motion like he was throwing a ball, which resulted in Mike Johnson excitedly running in the direction where the ball was apparently thrown. However, the man kept the ball hidden in his hand the whole time, a fact which did not dampen Mike Johnson’s excitement when the man eventually revealed the ball.
Might want to check if this guy has stock in Nord VPN
I’m eagerly awaiting the demise of Blu-Ray so I can finally get use of my HD-DVD player.
Return Of The Jedi: All their optimism for restoring the republic, Luke restoring the Jedi, Han and Leia starting a family. All made pointless by the crappy sequels.
You are in this legislature, but we do not grant you the rank of human.
If you’re a woman and vote to put any Republican in power in this country, no matter how small or local, you must be insane.
It’s such a racket. My 3 year old phone is perfect except for the battery. I remember back in the day I could pop open my case with my thumbnail and the battery was just sitting there ready to swap. Nowadays that process involves specialized tools and heating pads to melt glue. I’m hopeful that the industry is trending toward removable batteries again, but that’s still years away.
Followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.