murmelade

Castrating people in the Epstein files?

Nothing.

万能青年旅店 - 大石碎胸口
Apashe ft. Instasamka - Uebok (Gotta Run)

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Be the common enemy.

Comprehensive stats for my run.

You know what, Dennis? Lately I’ve been thinking fish because her eyes are just so far apart.

I like the Old Testament stuff. Total dickbag God for the win. Feels more realistic.

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air outro.

Very handsome bro. I say keep it.

I could piss all over those. Easily!

Why isn’t there a racing league with speed limits?

Pray.

Spells, curses and summoning rituals.

Jackie Chan was in Enter The Dragon.

Shouldn’t that be 2? Mars and Venus.

Another fun fact: through that hole there’s also vasculature and capillaries coming through and you can actually see them by looking at a well lit white surface and creating a tiny pinhole with your hand right in front of your eye and wiggling it. Better explained here at around 5:30

The sun has shitloads, we could mine the sun!

I heard the admin is a nazi commie alien on that instance.

My mother got me Rogaine for my birthday last year. Pretty rude and uncalled for I felt but now I’ve stopped cutting it and have the longest hair I’ve ever had so I guess she hit a nerve with that one