“Billions and billions of people in total awe of my amazing parade, one like no one has EVER seen before because I only do the best and nobody understands the military like I do. Some say I’m be the best commander-in-chief in the HISTORY of the world! The ratings were through the roof, not like sleepy Joe’s “no kings” parade who stole the 2020 election with all those billions and billions of cheating ballots and their russia russia russia conspiracy while nobody is doing anything about the immigrants eating all your cats and dogs. You know a lot of people say that my parade was the best parade out of the billions and billions of parades ever …” - the Donvict probably.

You’ll never see all of these heavily armed gravy seals showing up at a cartel or actual gang hide out.

The only silver lining is that he will text all the strategies out to the world so everyone has a heads up of where to be or not to be.

“A king would say I’m not going to get this…he wouldn’t have to call up [House Speaker] Mike Johnson and [Senate Majority Leader John] Thune…” Needs to change up his statement to say "…he wouldn’t have to call up all of his blindly loyal ‘yes men’ " Because that’s just so much effort for him.

Frumpy face, folded arms, glasses halfway down the nose, and talking like someone got their burger order wrong is the usual expected response.

This is called “plucking a chicken one feather at a time” as coined by Benito Mussolini.

Everything the Donvict does IS manufactured emergencies. From the border crisis in his first term to now. His whole goal is to stay out of prison. You can’t impeach a war time president or a president that is overseeing an emergency. He doesn’t give two shits about anyone else and will happily burn everything down if it means staying out of an orange jump suit; which would totally match his skin by the way. The media is here to help amplify his literal “the sky is falling” speeches by a 1000, especially since people won’t get the fuck off Meta and Twatter. God damn news articles need to draw references to his obvious goal to frame the context instead of pointing out the damn obvious.

They swore an oath to the constitution and not to the president. They should have been pan-faced. Then again honor does mean much these days.

Reminder, the states give the federal government its power. Hence the country’s name. To say otherwise is moronic and ultimately leads to civil war to settle these dumbass disagreements. The objective here for Q-tip Pencil-Dick McGee is to persuade the public that it’s the other way around to justify the administration’s criminal actions.

If you want a starting point on wtf is wrong, start at Watergate and follow the policies completely influenced by greed, then connect to Citizen’s United, and you’ll have a pretty good idea. The US had a thing called “checks and balances” built into the foundation of the constitution, but that was all eroded away when congress got lazy and granted the executive branch too many exceptions. Trump is the end result of decades of corruption, greed, and just inept laziness.

Billions and billions of gallons of water. Took the entire fresh water supply out the United States and just body slammed it into the ocean. No sir going to let the whole thing burn as god intended. /s just in case.

Talking back, jail. Making fun of him, jail. Running for governor, believe it or not, jail.

A lot of National Guard armories are stocked mostly with federal assets too. It’s supposed to be a two way agreement between the state and the federal government. But with all the loopholes being poked into the Posse Comitatus Act it’s quickly turning into a one way deal not in favor of the states.

The enemy of my enemy is my … Nope. Fuck that guy. Sometimes this just feels like massive theater for the next act of Project 2025. Is something actually going to happen or are they going to keep virtual slap fighting? Noticed it was a daily beast article which they just live for these moments. Don’t get me wrong, I hope they all implode.

Would make sense in the bat shit crazy illogical world of the Donvict to sacrifice “Big Balls” to the angry mobs. His strategy is solving problems he creates after all.

Sprinkle some tacos in there and you’re good to go!

Obligatory tank vs tesla https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lw4ZjhOukwU&pp=ygUcbGVkIGJ5IGRvbmtleXMgdGFuayB2cyB0ZXNsYQ%3D%3D

That’s because the money is too good in ratings and ad revenue. The media doesn’t want a boring presidency. They eat all those lies up and just rile up the public to make more money off angertainment. The Donvict is their golden goose of scandalous content they crave so much. Why do you think they help get him elected with all that extra air time?

Let me check homie’s notes and context. Yes, I concur that you are indeed a dipshit.

I will never, ever understand that logic. You had a choice, you made the wrong decisions, now own it. The more you justify saying that somehow orange turd mcgee was a better option makes you look like such a damn fool. And yes you said it by your action of “protest voting”. You had infinitely more opportunities to protest and affect change if Kamela was elected. Now all of your opportunities are actively being removed and the people you wanted to save are going to be exiled for a new golf course because a lot of you of “moral high ground” contributed to this bleak future. Good job.